Allow me to begin by excerpting a few snippets from my diary:

1. "We ate a restaurant tonight with an indoor pool containing two live mermaids! Impressed? We were for a hot second before we noticed the bus boys."
2. "And yet out of all the compliments, I must say Deb Miller's warmed the cockles o' me heart the most: "Matt, out of that whole lineup, your eyebrows were definitely the best." I could've kissed the little pixie!"
3. (Or after my senior surprise judgment lapse) "I never realized that two days later, I would find myself wearing messenger pants so as to recenter myself."

Now, allow me to excerpt from Linda Espenshade's article on blogging - the lead sentence, in fact - from the Lancaster newspaper:

"This excerpt comes from Matt Weaver's journal, which he publishes on the Internet for anyone to find. Complaints about family, embarrasing moments, criticisms of his roomates, adventures with his girlfriend -- they are all there for the perusal of anyone who knows the right Web address."

Does it appear on first glance as if a wee more journalistic homework might've been required? As if the pieces of the puzzle aren't exactly fitting together? Do you think Sarah put her up to this?!

I'm assuming this somehow sprang from the entry she cited in which Sarah and I were jumping on the sofa in our undies. Can I boy not jump on the sofa in his undies without having his sexuality implied?! SOCIAL INJUSTICE!! And Kurt is lamenting over his lone paragraph? Give me an f'n break! Between the new head and now this, I'd might as well start some sort of construction business and start attending NASCAR events! I'm ruined in this town.

fandmflex (Candy): they think sarahs your gf ....heh heh
fandmflex: just like the rest of the planet.

First Clay Aiken, now this...

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